My family would miss me pretty fast because they don't know how to get food from the fridge/pantry to their plates. If I put all the food on plates and stacked them in the pantry & fridge like that, they could probably go for days, until the sink or the garbage over flowed onto the floor and the dogs ate all the rotting shit (because no one checked their food or water dishes)and got sick and threw up on their beds.
That's when they would notice I was missing.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!
Someone puked on my bed!!!!
MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
mom??????
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2 comments:
Some of us would miss you for many other reasons. If nothing else, your heavenly shortbread cookies.
Of course I was thinking of other,more important things like that you're one super awesome woman.
I have your shorts.
Ummm, I don't have your shorts, but I do love your shortbread cookies.
I also would miss hearing about anything and everything that is going on, because even if I haven't seen you in ages, I feel like I have.
And it's nice.
So thanks for having me over.
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