Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Butt crack

It turns out there is a down side (no pun intended) to spin class. Last night when I got home I was on a real high. I enjoyed spin class a lot. I actually had a moment on the way home where I felt that everything was right in the world again. When I got home I hopped into the shower to get all the icky sweat off of me. While soaping up in the shower, I felt a tender spot IN my butt crack. As there were a lot of tender spots related to my crotch from the bike seat, I didn't think much of another one.

This morning in the shower again, soaping up again, the same spot stung really, really badly. I thought "great, I got a zit down there". It has been know to happen every now and then. But it did not quite feel like a zit. After I was out of the shower, I called Dean in to look at my ass for me, something he never seems to tire of doing.

He says "That's not a zit babe, its a blister".

Now I have smeared polysporin on quite a few of my body parts, but sitting at a desk all day with a slimely butt crack has got to the worst.

Go on, picture it if you haven't already.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The horror! I must strike the sight of your ass from my brain! However, I am glad you enjoyed SPIN class. Told ya.

Chair said...

That is hilarious, sister. I can't say I've ever had ass blisters, though I have to admit I've had the pimples.

Good for you for going, though. That high is exactly how I feel after a yoga class.

The Any Key said...

That is very very funny, and I can picture you leaning over and Dean looking at your butt. Very funny!

What exactly is spin class? I have heard the term before, but I cannot remember where, or what it is.

I really need to enroll in a class.

Badly.

Also, I admit to the same as Chair did. Unfortunately. Is it hereditary? Did I spell hereditary right?

I have been out of school way too long.