Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Stealth Bloggin

Mwah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am taking this prolonged absence of The Monarchs, and the fact that, for some strange reason, I actually remember her password from that last post, to perform an act of sabotage.

Oh yes, it's the time of the season for loving and my gift this fine winters day is the gift of posting. Because I just don't feel like posting on my own blog.

Way back when, when I was a wee spud myself, I had a fixation about blondes and The Monarch was the only blonde one in the family and I adored her. I still do, of course, but for much more tangible and respectable reasons.

Anyhoo, I remember playing the Air-Plane game where she'd lay on her back and put her feet on my belly (as I stood), then lift me up so she was supporting me on her feet and I could soar and pretend I was an airplane. For some reason, we thought it would be funny to stick our tongues out at each other and she'd bend her legs to lower me down and we'd touch tongue-tips. It grossed most people out and that is probably why we did it.

-Chair

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love Monarch too. Not that we have ever touched tongues, ewww! I also really love her caramel popcorn that, for the first time, has made it west of the Rockies. YUMMY!

Anonymous said...

I love Monarch as well. And I have a feeling that in some drunken distant past, I have also touched tongues with her. Sick..but true.

Hey Monarch! Where the HELL is MY caramel popcorn?

Kelly

Anonymous said...

OOPS! I hope I didn't start something. Hopefully caramel popcorn can go east too!

monarch said...

The farther away you are from either side of the rockies, the longer it takes to get there. Patience, patience. For the record, this is not the first time the popcorn has been west of the rockies, but it is the first time it's been west to a blogger and it is the futherest (is that a real word) west it has been.

Chair said...

What? Neesja has a blog? Well link it, already!

Anonymous said...

We got the caramel popcorn today! YAY!! Thanks Mel!

Kelly

The Any Key said...

I didn't get any caramel popcorn...

I would settle for either
a)the recipe
b)seeing you sometime over the holidays (I will be in your neck of the woods 24-26)
c)getting to eat some of it when I am in your neck of the woods
d)some combination of the above...

:)

The Any Key said...

Oh, yeah, Chair
I meant to mention that I LOVED it when you would play planes with me (us) when babysitting...

Now I know where it started...

And, yeah, I'd probably find it weird, too. But whatever.

monarch said...

Neesja doesn't have her own blog "yet", but I still call her a blogger 'cause she reads and comments on them.
Blaine, there is a batch waiting for your arrival. It has already been promised to your mom.
I'm not sure about handing out the recipe though, the more famous it gets, the less I want to share it. Make me an offer I can't refuse.
By the way, Blaine is also blonde...

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what other western blogger was getting your popcorn! I am still contemplating the blog thing, if only to share Maya's cuteness! Thanks for clearing up my easy to confuse brain. - Missing you.

The Any Key said...

Yes, I am blonde... ish.

an offer you can't refuse, eh?

I 'll have to think about that one...