It's that time again. I am willing to take on the family Christmas gift exchange organizing this year. You have until October 11th to make your wishes, demands, hopes, dreams, budgets known to me.
If I don't hear from you, I will decide EVERYTHING for you. This may be what you want, if so, just wait until Oct 12th and I will let you know what you are doing. IF NOT, you must let me know by Oct 11th. You can email me (preferred method on my end) you can phone me (good luck, you might not actually reach me by October 11th, but go ahead and try) or you can send me a letter.
If you put your plans in the letter and include a $5.00 cdn bill, you will absolutely get your way, whatever it is. I GUARANTEE IT.
If I have 2 or more plans submitted with conflicting requests, the one with the most money wins.
THIS IS THE ONLY NOTICE YOU WILL GET
Sincerely yours,
Monarch
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Talk (write) with the Eastern Briere Branch, when Brian called last weekend he mentioned that he and Kelly were going to do a draw right away.
They may have already done it, for all I know.
Glad to have you back, I still check every time I'm on-line, which is really way too much.
Oh and I will be sending you my plans in the mail tonight. Along with as many $5 CDN bills I can find.
I know the easterners where talkinga bout doing it, but as far as I know they haven't yet. They can do it and send it with as many $5 cdn bills as they can find and they may have a good chance of getting their way. Talk is cheap. Action is better.
What if I send you a bunch of pictures of $5CDN bills?
What will I get for that?
Absofuckinglutely nothing. Maybe, just maybe, a bunch of pictures of my open kitchen garbage can when its overfull and no one wants to take it out and we are all just cramming one more thing down the little crack in the back there, or balancing it on the top, so when the next person opens it, it almost comes crashing down and then they HAVE empty it, hahahah on them!
Merry Christmas everyone.
LoL!
I think I can do without the pics of garbage...
but thanks for the generous offer.
:)
How's life?
No we didn't draw any names. I'm glad you are taking command of this situation. Just tell us who and what and we'll be happy!
kelbo
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